Normally I quite like where I live. But I have two major pet peeves that get me all fired up about Utah.
Number one- pictures of Jesus with blue eyes.
*NEWSFLASH* Jesus was Jewish.
Number two- the use of the word "scone" referring to Indian fry bread.
It's really disappointing to go to a place called SCONECUTTERS and find out that all they sell is Navajo tacos. Really, I think I might be emotionally scarred from that experience. I know this is a difficult concept, but scones are supposed to be sweet little British biscuits that are usually triangular and served with tea.
I'm sorry, I just die a little inside every time I hear Indian fry bread referred to as a "scone".
Anyway. These English scones are delicious and rich and triangular. You could probably make them half this size. Also they don't turn out a freaky deeky yellow color, I just added that effect to see if I could make them look jaundiced.
Maybe they need a bili-bed.
It's ok if you don't get my joke... Let's just move right along to the recipe so things don't get awkward, shall we?